About Women

Thirteen terribly weird facts about women
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29.10.2007 Source: Pravda.Ru

It is generally believed that the difference between men and women is enormous. Women and men differ in almost every imaginable aspect of human life, especially when it comes to psychology.

1. A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women doe not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either.

- its because women are smarter than most men..but i think its an instinct when you scratch your noggin/head when you’re confused..hmmm…

2. Women will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie.

- they do understand..lol

3. When a woman yawns she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist.

- men don’t cover with their fist..lol..

4. After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird Oriental ritual are unknown.

- i think this is normal as they need to pat dry their hair..not all women makes a turban on their head especially if they have short hair..its a beauty secret your hair feels good to touch if dried this way - with a towel wrap around your head like a turban..

5. A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis.

- because in general western men (straight) prefer boxers than a brief..only gays love to wear thongs and other designer briefs..with the exception of brazilian guys who love to flaunt their assets..which i love..lol

6. Many women worry about their looks when having sex.

- really??  because men tend to notice the looks of their partner while making love..trying to find whether you are enjoying or not..

7. Women open bottles with bottle openers.

- most women but i have a friend in college who can open a bottler of beer by biting the cap..ang siga noh..though this practice will cause some damage to your teeth in the long run..

8. A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around.

- i wonder why..

9. Women are absolutely indifferent to their genitals; they hardly know each other. Women do not talk to them, they do not give funny nicknames to them and they never get angry with them.

- i agree..remember one episode of Sex in the City - in order not to be shy about being naked in front of your partner - one needs to look in front of the mirror naked or in that episode a pocket mirror was used to view/scrutinize her genitals..

10. Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle.

- what stupid comment..alangan namang nakabuyangyang ka..

11. If a woman finds her fly unzipped in a public place, she does not seem to care too much about it.

- only if the guy is fly ball..lol..as lots of western men prefer boxers with the front open..lol..

12. When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

- bwahahahahahaha…

13. Finally, when an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.

- uu nga naman..because making love is about intimacy between two souls whose intimate union culminates through making love..
Translated by Dmitry Sudakov
Pravda.ru
http://english.pravda.ru/society/sex/29-10-2007/99720-women-0

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