Archive for December, 2008

JOKE ONLY: Bill Gates recruits Chairman

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is MARIO DIMACULANGAN.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2,000 people leave the room.

MARIO says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to loseif I stay. I’ll give it a try.

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in managing more than100 people may leave. 2,000 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody but myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?’ So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, ‘I left high school at 15 but what have I got to lose? So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, ‘ I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?’ So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’

Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says, `Unsa mana, Dong?’

The other candidate answers ‘Ewan ko, Pre.’

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SLU_Commerce1997/message/794

The other side of life

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said,

“Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side.”

Very quietly, the doctor said, “I don’t know.”

“You don’t know? You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?”

The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said,

“Did you notice my dog?

He’s never been in this room before.

He didn’t know what was inside.

He knew nothing except that his master was here,

and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear.

I know little of what is on the other side of death,

but I do know one thing…

I know my Master is there and that is enough.”

Attitude

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

There once was a woman who woke up one morning,
looked in the mirror,
and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.

Well,” she said, “I think I’ll braid my hair today?”
So she did
and
she
had
a
wonderful
day.

 
The next day she woke up,
looked in the mirror
and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.

“H-M-M,” she said,
“I think I’ll part my hair down the middle today?”
So she did
and
she
had
a
grand
day.
 

T! he next day she woke up,
looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head.

“Well,” she said,
“today I’m going to wear my hair in a pony tail.”
So she did
and
she
had
a
fun,
fun
day.
 

The next day she woke up,
looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn’t a single hair on her head.

“YEA!” she exclaimed,
“I don’t have to fix my hair today!”
 

Attitude is everything.

Be kinder than necessary,
for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Live simply,
 

Love generously,
 

Care deeply,
 

Speak kindly…….
 

Leave the rest to God
 

The positive side of life

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.
How long a minute 
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you’re on.
Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors you
didn’t even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?
Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.

 

You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.
Don’t cry because it’s over;
smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors….but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have an awesome day, and
know that someone
who thinks you’re great
has thought about you today!..
Working for God on earth does not pay much,    

but His Retirement plan is out of this world.

Litany of Compassion for the Sick

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

The response is:

R. Lord, be close to give your comfort.

When pain or distress is overwhelming. R.

When the healing process goes slower than hoped. R.

When terrified by treatments or therapy. R.
 
When it’s hard to let go of long-held plans. R.

When the feeling of alienation arises. R.

When worn out and weary. R.

When troubled by impatience and negativity. R.

When loneliness adds to anxiety. R.

When sickness makes it difficult to communicate. R.

When discouragement or despondency sets in. R.

When fear makes it impossible to face the future. R.

When the ravages of disease attack self-esteem. R.

When anger and resentment assail. R.

When beset by worry or fretfulness. R.

When it’s hard to rely on others for care. R.

When envy arises toward those who are healthy. R.

When pessimism or cynicism holds sway. R.

When anguish is intensified by the need for reconciliation. R.

When sickness is mistaken for punishment. R.

When loved ones are far away. R.

When sickness causes financial hardship that leads to worry or despair. R.

When afflicted by the feeling of nothing to hope for. R.

When weakness makes it impossible even to think. R.

When friends draw back, fearful of disease. R.

When illness makes those who are suffering moody or irritable. R.

When haunted by regret and the shame of past sins. R.

When it’s difficult to sleep. R.

When there’s loss of appetite. R.

When there’s resistance to necessary change. R.

When tempted by denial. R.

When nobody seems to understand. R.
 
When bound to home or when restricted in movement. R.

When listlessness and apathy threaten. R.

When medication seems to make things worse. R.

When all that’s needed is a caring touch. R.

When it’s impossible to maintain familiar routines. R.

When it’s hard to find the strength to go on. R.

When it becomes difficult to pray. R.

When suffering of any sort becomes hard to bear. R.

When death draws near. R.
ALL: Most merciful Father, your beloved Son showed special compassion to lepers, tenderness to those long sick, and healing to the infirm laid before him. We place before you all those who are ill and in need of healing grace. May the love and mercy of the DIVINE PHYSICIAN raise up all who suffer from sickness and restore them to health and peace. We ask this in the name of Christ our Lord. AMEN.

http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleid=82443

History repeats itself with financial crash

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

“Swiss banks back on level playing field” Former Swiss stock exchange (SWX) chief executive Richard Meier tells swissinfo that once again irrational behaviour is behind the latest financial crisis.

He believes the recent turmoil will prove to be the worst crash since the global economic meltdown of the 1930s.

Meier is currently researching the history of the Swiss financial market for a book he plans to write on the same subject.

swissinfo: Is this the worst crash the Swiss financial market has suffered?
Richard Meier: Nothing that has happened since I began my career in the early 1970s equals what we are experiencing now. We can only compare current events to the 1930s.

But we should not say this is the worst crash in history. We should realise that in the 1930s people suffered in ways that cannot compare to now. Things would have to get very much worse to be as bad as the situation then. I would rather be an optimist and hope that we manage to get out before we reach those levels.

swissinfo: How is this crash different from others?
R.M.: When you look at history you see the same patterns again and again. The South Sea Bubble in the 1720s had a number of similarities with the situation now. But we have to realise that in the past 20 years we have witnessed a development of the securities market at a staggering level of sophistication and magnitude.

We had a situation where even many financial professionals in leading positions were not quite aware anymore what they were getting into.

R.M.: People behave in ways that are not particularly rational at times – that’s the way people are. They only hear bad news when they are in a bad mood and good news when they are in a good mood.

If you add up all the people involved in finance then that becomes a very powerful force that goes up and down all the time. I don’t think this will ever fundamentally change.

swissinfo: What are the consequences of the state taking a stake in banks?
R.M.: There were state assisted bailouts of Swiss banks in Switzerland in the 1930s and in the 1990s so this is not a unique situation. There have been waves of nationalisation throughout history in extreme situations.

But this must be a temporary measure because I don’t think we will have a better world if governments become bankers themselves. Governments should regulate and not also try to run the operation because that would create conflicts of interest.

Many of these discussions in the US, Germany and other countries sound more like taking revenge on these banks than helping them. But I am sure that the Swiss National Bank and others see this as a temporary measure and that they will get out as soon as possible.

swissinfo: What can we do to prevent history from repeating itself in future?
R.M.: Financial products were so complicated that government regulators did not know enough about them so they let the professionals get on with their business.

We do not need more regulation, we have too much already, but we need more appropriate regulations in the right areas. We have become more sophisticated in risk management but we now see that all these models are useless if we do not take extreme situations into account.

swissinfo: Has the safe reputation of Swiss banks been ruined?
R.M.: In the 1930s we were forced to devalue our currency and bail out big banks, but this did not harm our reputation as a safe haven.

We have had our share of problems this time around because we are part of a globalised system, but we have been comparatively unscathed. Even the safest harbours will receive a few waves if the whole ocean is in turmoil.

swissinfo-interview: Matthew Allen

http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/front.html?siteSect=109&ty=st&sid=9861691&front=br

Don’t give up

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

One day I decided to quit…

I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality. .. I wanted to quit my life.

I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.

“God”, I asked, “Can you give me one good reason not to quit?”

His answer surprised me…

“Look around”, He said. “Do you see the fern and the bamboo?”

“Yes”, I replied.

“When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.

I gave them light.

I gave them water.

The fern quickly grew from the earth.

Its brilliant green covered the floor.

Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.

In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful.

And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. He said.

“In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed.

But I would not quit.

In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would

not quit.” He said.

“Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared

to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant. ..But just 6

months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.

It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.

I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle.”

He asked me. “Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots”.

“I would not quit on the bamboo.

I will never quit on you.”

“Don’t compare yourself to others.”

He said.

“The bamboo had adifferent Purpose than the fern..

Yet they both make the forest beautiful.”

“Your time will come”, God said to me.

“You will rise high”

“How high should I rise?”

I asked.

“How high will the bamboo rise?” He asked in return.

“As high as it can?” I questioned.

“Yes.” He said, “Give me glory by rising as high as you can.”

I left the forest and brought back this story.

I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.

Never, Never, Never Give up.

For the Christian Prayer is not an option but an opportunity.

Don’t tell the Lord how big the problem is,

tell the problem how Great the Lord is!

Heavens door open this morning, God asked me… My CHILD…

what can I do for you?” and I said “Daddy please protect and bless the one reading this message.

God smiled and answered … “request granted …

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hmmm..very rare to see a bamboo bearing a flower coz it would take many years before the first sprout..

How safe are philippine banks?

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

With Banco de Oro posting a P1.3-billion loss in the third quarter due to its exposure to bankrupt Lehman Brothers there’s bound to be questions on how the banking industry will fare as a whole, considering that this crisis has its roots in the financial sector.

Here is the transcript of portions of a recent interview I had with J. Edmond Garcia, director for investments of Sun Life Financial Philippines, and Michael G. Manuel, chief investment officer of the same company. These guys have been watching different sectors of the Philippine economy closely since they were stock analysts more than 10 years ago.

MoneySmarts: What are your thoughts about how this crisis will affect the Philippines and the financial sector here?
Michael Manuel: Obviously people are concerned about how we are tied up to the US with regard to export and OFW remittances. Obviously there will be a slowdown on both fronts. But it seems that OFW remittances are very resilient.

The obvious tie is really the export side. But the US is not our major trading partner anymore. Even with the possibility of recession in the US, the economic forecast is still a 4.6% growth in the Philippines. While that may pale in comparison to 7.3% (in 2007), 5% is still respectable growth.

There might be some concerns, but from a fundamental macroeconomic perspective, I wouldn’t be too worried about that because we are still plodding along with a 5% growth.

MoneySmarts: What is your forecast for 2009?

Manuel: Around 5% to 5.5%.

MoneySmarts: Do you really think remittances will not be affected?

Manuel: Filipinos employed in the US may be suffering, but Filipinos in the Middle East are taking up the slack. That’s why you see OFW remittances going up.

MoneySmarts: How about interest rates? What’s the trend now?

Manuel: There is room for BSP policy rates to move up. Why? Your real interest rate remains negative. Inflation is at 9.2%, 3-month T-bill is at 5.7%. There is a little bit of catching up to do.

Now, whether your market interest rates will follow the trend in BSP policy rates, my sense is that it won’t. Why? One, inflation is trending downwards. Second, banks remain very liquid.

If you look at your banking sector, the loan to deposit ratio is at 55% to 60%, there is P3.3 trillion in deposit, P1.5 trillion in cash. Even if policy rates move up, there is no reason to believe that market interest rates will move in the same magnitude because there is so much cash in the system.

MoneySmarts: That’s assuming that banks are not greedy enough to take advantage of the situation and raise rates.

Manuel: Look at how the government and the banks interplay with each other. Some banks try to put up the rates during auctions, but the government doesn’t bite knowing they have so much cash. When banks keep on pushing, what does the government do? Punish the banks by increasing reserves. They have always set that signal that’s why I see no real danger for market interest rates to move up significantly.

MoneySmarts: Come to think of it, home lending rates have gone up but only a couple of basis points.

Garcia: You will also notice that corporates aren’t borrowing. If you look at their balance sheets, they all have cash. Their problem is they don’t know what to do with that cash.

Manuel: The years 2003 to 2007 were really very profitable years for corporates. Debt to equity ratios went down. They have so much internally generated cash that is why we don’t expect them to be borrowing.

MoneySmarts: Any points of concern?

Garcia: There may be some tapering off in the property sector but far from a collapse. More of a flattening or a slowdown.

Manuel: The scenario is not necessarily like 1997, which was based on speculation. During those years, people were buying to flip. Condos were being built left and right because of speculative demand. Obviously after market prices peaked, there was nothing to support that demand. This time, property companies have learned from experience. There may be a slight dip to 10% but not more than that.

Garcia: There might be some reallocation within the sector. For example, in this building (The Enterprise), we have call centers. Some property companies are building especially for call centers in other places, and these are offered at a lower price. There may be a reallocation with that sector. You will see a lot of call centers moving out to cheaper buildings that are more suitable for their type of business.

This means if I were building grade A buildings, I’ll be a little worried. But if I were the other guy, there’s an opportunity for me. Call centers will yield a little less, but in general the sector will stay healthy, but it will flatten somewhat.

MoneySmarts: What about banks?

Manuel: Our banks are great. We are not worried about exposure. I think the banks here over the past two years have beefed up significant capital to act as buffer for losses. Banks here are very profitable. Look at interest margins here compared with Asian banks. Interest spreads are near 4% when everyone else is at 1% to 2%. That will give you an idea of banks’ profitability.

The central bank recently said there has been 19% loan growth. Last time we saw that figure was in 1996. That’s a very good sign. Banks have cash and they are lending it out. That’s very good.

Garcia: it is also important to look at how local banks are capitalized. Banks’ last buffer is capital. A lot of banks here have capital adequacy ratio of more than the 10% mandated by BSP. Some even have 35% CAR. For me, that’s too high. A lot of banks now are overprovided with regard to possible losses. You will see them with 100% to 150% provision against loan losses.

Why are provisions for loan losses significant? In 1997, when banks suffered a lot of losses, NPLs went up when provisions were at 40%. Some banks even had only 10% in provisions. So what happened? The NPLs were declared as a loss, and when you only have a 10% buffer, obviously the 90% will come from capital.

However, these days, banks are much better prepared to take on possible losses—this time around.

Manuel: Assuming there are some banks that have exposures. But then you have very strong banks just waiting for opportunities. What will probably happen is that you’ll always have stronger banks buying the weaker ones. What you don’t want to have is a systemic problem where everybody has exposure to the same thing. That’s not happening. There are banks in the system big enough and just looking for a good buy.

Banks’ net worth are also stronger. Philippine banks have very good risk management and they are very conservative. At the end of the day, we are left with cleaner, better banks because of the 1997 crisis.

MoneySmarts: Talk to me about timeframe. Do we just follow the US or will there be a lag time?

Manuel: We are in different parts of the cycle. Theirs was the classic—nice boom from 2001-2007, and now the inevitable bust. Where are we in the cycle? We never had a boom. We are somewhere in the middle and we are in some sort of a pause. What does that mean? We think maybe it will be a slower trajectory but still obviously a lot of room to grow.

We are not over leveraged; we haven’t done these complex deals. Our companies are very healthy balance-sheet wise. From our economy’s perspective, it will be ok. We are not going to have stratospheric growth, but we are not going to have a bust like in the US.

Our companies are not over-invested, not like in 1997 when there were huge expectations of expansion during the Ramos years. What they used for the expansion was a lot of loans; the loan to deposit ratio was 110. Loans were more than the deposit base, which meant the banking sector was overextended in loans.

So the corporate sector was over-expanded, the expansion finished in 1998 and was not serving any market. Your banking sector was overlent and when companies who were over-expanded and couldn’t pay anymore, it affected the banking sector.

This time, companies have not expanded or are expanding in a very rational way through internally generated funds.

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The figures tell the story—Philippine banks are healthy. The million-dollar question is, why are financial markets—and sometimes consumers–scared?

You guessed right. It’s a confidence game rightly or wrongly. All’s fair in love and financial crises?

http://blogs.inquirer.net/moneysmarts/2008/10/28/how-safe-are-philippine-banks/

Innovation can unlock growth among firms

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

SAYS IBM STUDY
Innovation can unlock growth among firms

By Anna Valmero
INQUIRER.net
First Posted 12:51:00 11/14/2008
SINGAPORE — Innovation by differentiation will define success for organizations in the future, an IBM study showed.

A 2008 IBM Global CEO study found five emerging trends for the enterprises of the future: they have the hunger for change; have the need to innovate beyond customer imagination; have need to become globally integrated; have the urge to use disruptive technology and have the desire to adopt green initiatives as part of corporate social responsibility.

Published in June, the study involved 1,130 CEOs from 32 industries as respondents. Of these respondents 390 came from Asia Pacific. Other regions represented include Japan, Europe Middle East and Africa (EMEA) and the Americas.

The study found that CEOs from various industries expect faster, broader and more uncertain change in the global business space, Colin Powell, IBM Asia Pacific Consulting Services Leader for Singapore, said the during an IBM Business Executive workshop in Singapore.

He said Asia Pacific CEOs expressed more confidence than those from other region in managing the changes ahead.

“Coping with change is nothing new for organizations. However, today’s business space requires organizations to anticipate and manage the rate change is happening,” said Powell. Thus it is important for CEOs to deploy an innovative business model that will allow an organization to sustain its competitive advantage, he said.

Decades ago, technology was viewed simply as a means to implement strategies of the organizations. Today, business leaders are realizing technology has become a factor that can shape or define growth for the organization, he said.

Citing the study, Powell said CEOs rated market factor, people skills and technological factors as top three drivers that can impact organizations. In 2004, technological factors ranked sixth and in 2006, moved up to the third spot.

Another study from the Harvard Business Review released in August states that companies using enterprise IT systems are winning customers and gaining competitive edge among rivals.

The technology is not simply about software and hardware, said Powell. Rather, it is the totality of IT processes in the organization which involves people skills, infrastructure and partnerships made beyond the company’s wall, he said

Powell noted that from 2006, the gap of how CEOs manage change successfully against the need for it, tripled from 8 percent in 2006 to 22 percent in 2008.

He added that 50 percent of CEOs noted they have limited or no success in adopting and managing to rapid change.

To “embrace unpredictability as the new routine,” Powell said organizations must deploy innovative business models that will move the organization from one that is reactive to change to one that anticipates and is proactive to change. This leads to change becoming an organization’s strategy, he said.

In terms of becoming innovative beyond customer organization, Powell noted that over half of the respondents announced willingness to increase their investments in customer related activities to engage in more informed, more collaborative customers.

Organizations view this informed customers with enthusiasm as they become sources of innovation and information, allowing the organization to achieve differentiation from the pack, he said.

“This ushers the shift from vendor-client relationship to one of partnership,” he added.

In terms of becoming globally integrated enterprise, over 60 percent of CEOs are embarking on radical, new business designs to exploit global integration, said Powell.

In the study, 57 percent of CEOs plan to change the organization’s skill mix. About 85 percent plan on partnering while 66 percent eye mergers and acquisitions.

In Asia Pacific, CEOs are polarized on the issue, said Powell.

“Based on the study, the ‘outperformers’ opted for more global business designs by partnering. The key driver to this is cost. For example, by outsourcing IT activities they can focus on what’s core to the organization and build on that capability to ensure continued competitiveness,” said Powell.

There are also disruptive forces in the business that made majority of the CEOs change their business models: the business model explodes and collaboration models become more common, said Powell.

A client of IBM, Minor Group built a 10-year plan for its business. Neil Hampshire, chief information officer of Minor, said they chose to tap IBM for outsourcing IT activities so Minor can focus on strategic business plans. The distributor of top brands from aircraft to fashion and cosmetics noted that its businesses are growing faster than its IT infrastructure.

“Our decision for outsourcing is not merely about cost reduction,” said Hampshire. “It was doing cost-effectively activities that support capability enhancement, scalability, best practices in IT and our ability to execute change quickly and deliver a strategic plan.”

But before considering outsourcing, there are several things a company must consider.

“First, the company must know its strengths and weaknesses. Then, they must identify partners that can compliment its processes. It is important an organization is open to new ways of doing things and allocate how charges are shared in the partnership like outsourcing,” said Hampshire.

Richard Ruiz, vice president of IBM Global Technology Services in the Asia-Pacific, said that outsourcing is shifting its focus from enabling cost reduction to competency.

“Over time, it is moving from being a commodity process to one of partnership and capability enabler. Outsourcing is moving up the value chain as it becomes an important enabler of business transformation,” Ruiz said.

Finally, corporate social responsibility, especially the green drive is moving up the CEO’s agenda, said Powell.

He said that 25 percent of companies in the study have indicated that they will increase investment in this key area. They want to focus on developing new “green” products. A challenge to this will be how to make corporate social responsibility a more holistic aspect of company processes.

“CEOs are eyeing the “green agenda” as an engine for growth,” said Powell. “More and more they are realizing that going green will mean also efficiency in the company’s operations.”

http://technology.inquirer.net/infotech/infotech/view/20081114-172215/Innovation-can-unlock-growth-among-firms

Logic n’ Legal

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

After having failed his exam in “Logic and Law”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an “A” for the exam. ”

Professor: “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”

Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.”